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Joke of the Day

"Why did the stoplight turn red? Well, you would too, if you had to change in front of that many people!"

"You know what they say about a man with average sized feet. It's really easy to find shoes for him."

"When I was twelve, I jammed a tile from a Scrabble set into a Nerf gun and shot my brother in the forehead, killing him instantly. It was an accident though, I thought it was a ""blank""."

"My daughter told she hates getting glitter on her face I told her it's far better than getting Gary Glitter on her face."

"What did Tommy Wiseau say when he got an A on his final? Oh, hi Marks!"

"I like my KitKat like I like my girls: Two at once."

"Why is there such a shortage of teachers in Africa? Teacher's aides"

"What do you call a feline massage therapist? A cat scratcher."

"My prison name If I ever went to prison, my prison name would be The Mitochondria, because I'll be the powerhouse of the cells."

"Tom got a backache from working as a seer. He's got the hunch."