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Joke of the Day

"Werewolves are notoriously hard to find... Otherwise they'd be known as Therewolves."

"The average monkey swallows 7 spider-monkeys every single night."

"What do you get if you cross a retard and a graffiti artist? Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence."

"What do you call a city-dwelling dwarf that keeps perfect time? A metro-gnome"

"Best joke in soccer right now. Mexico's national team."

"Excuse me, do you have a valentine's card that says ""You're the love of my life""? - Yes. - Great. Give me 10."

"A trucker cheated to win a poker tournament... It was a big rig."

"HER: We need to talk. ME: No one actually NEEDS to talk. HER: ... ME: I assume we need to talk longer now."

"The new football stadium can hold more than 66,000 fans... Sounds pretty cold and windy to me."

"I always give away all my dead batteries ... ... free of charge."