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Joke of the Day

"Arrogant Co-Worker: Do you have any idea how many years of education I have? Me: Don't feel bad, I got held back a couple of times myself."

"Your proctologist called. He found your head."

"what happens when you pop a cherry? she starts crying"

"So a guy gave his friends 10 puns to try and make him laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did."

"Vodka & Vicodin are the answer. I have no idea what the hell the question was."

"I told my wife she was prettier when she didn't wear glasses She said ""So are you"""

"What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use more lube!"

"I hate waiting in lines. Hurry up and pick a suspect already."

"My Russian friends cringe everytime I tell a joke... Because in Russia line punch you."

"Who Has a Chance for the Title: The World's First Gay Ass Motherfucker? Brody Jenner, Bruce's / Caitlyn's son First joke posted."