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Joke of the Day

"A polar bear walks into a bar Sez, ""l'll take a gin .... [ ] .... ..... and tonic."" Bartender sez, ""Why the big pause""?"

"What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A small medium at large"

"How does a jew make coffee? Hebrews it"

"A guy walks into a bar of soap."

"I learned all my flirting from lizards so I just do a bunch of really fast pushups when I see a cute lizard."

"What do you call a dumb nerd? A geek."

"Why do you become a smurf every time you are sad? Because you're feeling blue."

"What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus? He waits for it at the next stop."

"How come there are no Olympics in Mexico? Because all of the Mexicans that can run jump and swim are already in America."

"I've got a good knock-knock joke, but you have to start"