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Joke of the Day

"A polar bear walks into a bar Sez, ""l'll take a gin .... [ ] .... ..... and tonic."" Bartender sez, ""Why the big pause""?"

"I like my slaves like I like my coffee Fair Trade."

"Burnt my Hawaiian pizza today ... Should of put it on aloha temperature."

"A horse walks into a bar He saddles up to the counter. The bartender asks ""Would you like a drink?"" The horse replies ""Neigh."" (I'm so sorry)"

"In Europe, her milkshake brings all the boys to the meter."

"Men, if you're wondering what it's like to be a woman, just imagine a world where making sense is optional. Also, boobs whenever you want."

"Not so great minds also think alike."

"they can't date any hot chicks #SnowmanDatingProblems"

"My little sister is bringing her black boyfriend to my grandparents' house for Thanksgiving so I'm bringing popcorn and a comfortable chair."

"I like my chicken how I like my babies Deep fried and delicious"