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Joke of the Day
"I would request a last meal of soda and pop rocks so I could die on my own terms."
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"That awkward moment when your kindness is mistaken with flirting."
"Teacher: Why are you late? Student: Because of the sign on the road. Teacher: What type of sign? Student: The sign that says, ""School Ahead, Go Slow.""!"
"Never buy the first round cause that's when people care what they're drinking!"
"If a stork brings a white baby and a crow brings a black baby, what brings no baby? A swallow"
"Mortal: What is a million years like to you? God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you? God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny? God: Just a second."
"Did you hear about how James Bond slept through an earthquake? He was shaken, not stirred."
"Politics in Pakistan You don't cast your vote. You vote your caste."
"Couple kissing on the road A Kid On His Way To Home With His Mom Saw A Couple Kissing On The Road, He Suddenly Shouted & Said: Look Mom look, that boy and girl Are Fighting For A Chewing GUM."
"men r from mars , women r frm venus , neither are capable of reproducton or space travel so species dies out [RECALIBRATE SIMULATION?] <Y/N>"