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Joke of the Day
"I was an addict. I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around."
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"Two aerials meet on a roof fall in love get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant."
"Having a child with down syndrome really is the best deal. You buy 46 chromosomes, and get one free."
"My catchphrase is ""Just smell the money, baby"". I can't use it yet (I don't have money), please don't steal it"
"What did one pig say to the other? Let's be pen pals!"
"Why didn't the native Americans go out to dinner? They lost their reservations."
"What do republicans and porn stars have in common? They're both professionals at switching position on camera"
"*The First Ever Rodeo ""...Does anyone know what we're supposed to do?"""
"Did you hear about the boy born without eyelids? The doctors said they could give the boy eyelids made out of his foreskin. The only problem is that he would be a little cockeyed."
"What sound does a black widow make? My husband be dead"