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Joke of the Day
"What sound does a black widow make? My husband be dead"
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"[helping kid w/math] What is 0.1 as a fraction? ""One tenth?"" Good, now what does 10% mean? ""Battery low, plug in your phone?"" Perfect"
"I'm not a competitive person... I'll be the first to admit it."
"Being married is like playing cards If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand."
"Him: Why do you carry a knife? Me: A sword is harder to hide."
"Where do you go if you want to find a very funny joke? Apparently, not here"
"Why did the riot police show up early to the protest? They wanted to beat the crowd."
"What do you do if the Ocean stares at you? Sea it and Wave :3"
"Obesity levels in the U.K. are rapidly declining. They're dropping pounds fast"
"How do you know you are in the gardening section of Home Depot? Everything is priced in pesos."