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Joke of the Day

"Having a child with down syndrome really is the best deal. You buy 46 chromosomes, and get one free."

"If gay guys come out of closets... do midgets come out of cabinets?"

"packs 2 hours before leaving for a trip unpacks 3 months after coming home"

"Samsung users are like... ""Im glad Samsung is finally blowing up."""

"There once was a man from Massachusetts And his name is JOHN CENAAAAAAA"

"Why do mathematicians wear glasses? It helps improve division. [Thank you](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Sting.ogg) folks, I will be here all week."

"What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to Beethoven on the way to the fancy dress party? ""I'll be Bach"""

"The Vatican finally recognizes Palestine... Palestine replied, ""Dude. We've met like six times."""

"What's it called when a cannon ball eats another cannon ball? Cannonball-ism."

"Why did the woman miss the spaghetti train? Because it went straight pasta."