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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the native Americans go out to dinner? They lost their reservations."
Next Joke
"A mime once nearly had me convinced that a wall was actually there... ...but it was just an obstacle illusion."
"The lesbians next door gave me a Rolex for my birthday. I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch."
"My wife left me over my pasta fetish I'm feeling cannelloni right now"
"Why did the relationship between the creationist and Organic molecule not last ? Because the creationist did not believe in carbon dating."
"If there is more anti-matter than matter in the universe ... .... does this mean that there are more anti-black lives than black lives?"
"Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head."
"Thank you, possum, for rustling outside the window when some show about serial killers is on. It really helped with my insomnia."
"(JOKE) What does a light bulb filled with gas?"
"What is worse than 10 dead Babys on a Tree? 1 dead Baby on 10 Trees. I know I am going to hell for this."