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Joke of the Day

"Two aerials meet on a roof fall in love get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant."

"I wonder if people with speech impediments get receding hair lips as they get older?"

"Where do military chaplains buy their regalia? At the army surplice store."

"What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich? You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich."

"The president of Nintendo has died. The ambulance went Wii U Wii U Wii U"

"What's Ted Cruz's favorite food? Boogers. This isn't a joke. Ted Cruz eats his boogers."

"Mexicans jump the border alone or in pairs... Because there's no trespassing allowed."

"girl are u my neighbor's wifi? cuz u have a stupid name and im having trouble connecting"

"Why do French warships have glass bottoms? So that they can see the rest of their fleet."

"I told my kids ""I slept like a baby last night, Woke up at 1am and fussed until your mom stuck a boob in my mouth."""