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Joke of the Day
"""Love"" means never having to say ""I'm scoreless at tennis"""
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"[Wendy and the Burger King having sex] King: You like this? Wendy: I'm loving it! *the Burger King stops* King: What did you just say?"
"Can you believe they're the same age? http://www.foxnews.com/slideshow/entertainment/2015/10/07/stars-who-are-the-same-age/#/slide/kylie-maisie-same-age"
"What's the slowest boat? A snail boat"
"Do you think clouds look down on us and think, that ones shaped like an idiot."
"Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch? He had no attachments."
"What did the phone say to the other phone after a bad rejection? If you like it then you shudda put a ringtone on it."
"What sign did the mother put up in her neighbourhood when she realized her child's IQ was below average? SLOW CHILDREN PLAYING"
"What do you call an epic space opera set during the Russian Revolution? Tsar Wars"
"Muffins are just cupcakes that will never get laid."