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Joke of the Day
"""Love"" means never having to say ""I'm scoreless at tennis"""
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"""im a growing boy"" i announce loudly as i push my way to the front of the buffet line at golden corral"
"My fridge is so empty, I just saw a fly in my kitchen wearing a pastry apron, kneading dough and mumbling ""He doesn't even buy bread."""
"No, please continue to talk loudly on the phone, smoke & spit next to my table. No problem! I'm just going to follow you home and kill you."
"The 21st century: Deleting history is often more important than making it."
"Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status."
"America is that sexy classmate everyone had a crush on in high school, not aging that well but you'd still hit it."
"How is a computer like an air conditioner? They both stop working properly when you open windows."
"Always get double toppings on take out pizza so you can eat one of the toppings off as an appetizer during your drive home."
"No matter who wins the election they are going to have a build a wall on the southern border of Canada."