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Joke of the Day
"Why did the turtle cross the road? ...to get to the Shell station."
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"What's the difference between Jews and Boy Scouts? Boy Scouts come back from camp."
"What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year the dog is still excited to see you."
"Why did the dog mistake the dog catcher for a grape? He was colour-blind."
"What do you call a group of men in a flying car having unsatisfying sexual intercourse with a single woman because they feel sorry for her? A shitty pity gangbang."
"the dog ran into a fence chasing a squirrel. she doesn't look anything like me but she's mine. i can tell"
"Your husband's super cute, is he single?"
"How do you know you have a high sperm count? She has to chew."
"What is the appropriate response to a great performance at the Special Olympics? A handiclap"
"Her: For once I'd like a man to just sweep me off my feet. Me: *slowly ties Karate Kid headband around forehead*"