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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend pegged me for the first time last night. The sex was great, but I don't know why she insisted on wearing an eye patch."

"A talking penguin walked into a bar and the bar tender said: ""Hey, we don't usually get a lot of talking penguins."" And the penguin responded: ""Well, no wonder - at these prices!"""

"Orange Signal Booster Network Service has a mobile phone signal booster that is specifically designed to improve the Orange Network signal."

"Women love shy guys with some sensitive sensibilities. They also love confidence and assertiveness. So, have multiple personality disorder."

"What do you call a policewoman who hasn't shaved for a week? Constable"

"Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator? A: The blonde works in the dark!"

"""To each their own"" Translation ~ one of us is right, and well... the other one is you."

"What's a vampire cows worst fear? Steaks."

"What did the gay frog say to his bf? Rimit rimit.."

"[2018] ALIEN: take me to ur leader ME: uh ok *takes him to president Donald Trump* ALIEN: lol good one but seriously where's ur real leader"