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Joke of the Day

"A Nun, a Priest, and a Rabbi walk into a bar... The bartender looks up and says, ""What is this, some kind of joke?"""

"If you hold the iPad up to your ear you can hear the ocean but only for a little while and only if you're standing right next to the ocean."

"What makes a salami excited? When the ham is cured!"

"I discovered this new drug that makes you indifferent to the world... It's called Crystal Meh."

"Why do the poles shift? to find better jobs"

"So I finally figured out how click bait works..."

"How Britons shower. The same as you, dummy. First, we get nice and wet. Then we get the tea."

"What do you call a man with no shins? Tony."

"When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say ""thank you""? ...instead of all this ""how did you get in to my house?"" calling 9-11 business."

"What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster? ""I'M BREADY TO DIE"""