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Joke of the Day

"A Nun, a Priest, and a Rabbi walk into a bar... The bartender looks up and says, ""What is this, some kind of joke?"""

"Wife: Did you eat an ENTIRE half-gallon of ice cream?!?! Me: It was getting freezer-burned. W: I just bought it today! Me: Crazy freezer."

"A Muslim cannibal walks into a bar The bar tender says, 'Wow, is it true that human meat tastes like pork?"" The Muslim says ""How am I supposed to know? I'm a Muslim, I don't eat pork."""

"I'm not saying your new girlfriends a whore but.. The Bermuda Triangle has swallowed fewer seamen"

"[Request] Jokes about the Eurozone crisis, Greek debt etc Anyone got any good ones?"

"What has 10 letters and starts with Gas? Automobile"

"Have you heard the one about the airplane? Never mind. It's over your head."

"What do you call a singer who sells meat? A Deli."

"What's black and never works? Decaf coffee."

"How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing? A buccaneer."