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Joke of the Day
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Triskaidekaphobia."
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"I dumped my girlfriend, Ruth, the other day. I told myself I'm just gonna be Ruthless in love from now on."
"Saw a Ringneck Dove in our garden... ... so I wrung its neck."
"Why did Adele cross the road To get to the other side"
"What kind of weather puts a smile on snoop dogg' face? Drizzle.. my nizzle"
"Why did the orange go to the doctor? Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here"
"TIL that Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection, except one. He's never gonna give you Up"
"I tried write a joke about the Zika virus... [OC] ...but couldn't come up with anything off the top of my head."
"So I decided to buy nineteen dollars worth of white guilt the other day... ...or as other people call it Twelve Years A Slave."
"What's the difference between a politician and a tiger? One of them is a big puss"