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Joke of the Day

"Harness the power of my dog's wagging tail and we could step into a much greener future."

"Why are artists the only guys who can sleep with comedians? Because drawing is the only way to make a comic strip."

"I used to date a girl with a lazy eye... but I dumped her because she kept seeing people on the side."

"What did the nudist criminal say when he agreed to a criminal plan? ""I'm in, but I'm not decent."""

"Hey guys I found an iPhone 6s If it's yours contact me. I still need the charger!"

"What happens if a politician takes a Viagra? He gets taller"

"Knock knock joke from my 10 year old cousin. Knock knock. **Who's there?** Police. **Police who?** Police let me in, its cold out here!"

"How can you find out the gender of an ant? Throw it in the water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it floats, it's buoyant"

"Food snobs ""May I take your order? "" the waiter asked. ""Yes, how do you prepare your chickens? "" ""Nothing special sir,"" he replied. ""We just tell them straight out that they're going to die. """

"What did the Redditor say at his wedding? TIL death do us part."