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Joke of the Day

"A dog named joke starts playing with his owners. One of the kids throws a ball across the street, the dog goes for it..... A car runs him over, the joke is over."

"If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he become a werewolf permanently?"

"After 2 divorces, I gave up on that 'dream girl' shit long ago. At this point, if she has no outstanding warrants, I'll talk to her..."

"Hacker 1: She wrote her password recovery questions. H2: So? H1: ""Fav Law of Thermodynamics?"" There's more than one? H2: F this. Who's next?"

"Why did Obama take all the pencils and pens when he left? Cuz he knew Trump would bring his own Pence"

"In honor of the Olympics I suggest we start a synchronized drinking team..... Whose in?"

"Step1) Buy 100 cans of tuna Step2) Drain the cans into a bucket Step3) Soak ur cloths in the tuna water Step4) Go outside & get all the cats"

"Whale joke How do you circumcise a whale? You send down four skin divers!"

"How many particles are there in a vaccum? It doesn't matter."

"""Mommy, why does everyone at school pick on me?"" ""I've no idea, Someoneyourownsize."""