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Joke of the Day

"Did you know that 82% of women have used vibrators? The other 18% have new ones..."

"Daddy? What is a tranny? Ask your mother. He knows."

"Where do stoners keep their money? In a joint account"

"Why are the steaks so high? Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field."

"Heading to Chinatown after work... I heard it's Erection Day."

"How do you count cows? with a cowculator."

"Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won't notice... Call her fat once and she will never forget. That's because elephants never forget."

"A guy escaped from the lunatic asylum. He broke into the local laundromat, banged the female assistant and ran off. Headline in the local newspaper next day read, ""Nut Screws Washer and Bolts""."

"Did you hear that actress got stabbed? That Reese, uhhh, whats her name? Reese ....... ""WITHERSPOON?"" Nah she got stabbed with a knife."

"Statistically 9 out 11 Americans won't get this I have nothing to put here..."