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Joke of the Day

"Statistically 9 out 11 Americans won't get this I have nothing to put here..."

"How do I feel about your goatee? I shave every part of my legs except the knees, how do you feel about that?"

"If you want to hide your face, go out naked."

"Why aren't there any black people in the Air Force? They're still afraid of hangars."

"Do you know why... ...they bury lawyers 10 feet under, instead of the usual 6 feet under? Because ""deep down"" they're good people."

"Nicki Minaj, Donald Trump, hoverboards, North Korea.... Oh wait, this *is* the place to post jokes, right?"

"My favorite worst joke ever Two guys walk into a bar. One guy says, ""Hey, Frank... I'm not feeling so good..."" Then he falls to the ground, and he DIES! *Ehhhhhhh????*"

"[turns to guy at next urinal] ""When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet? BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion"""

"I bought a lottery ticket the other day. I didn't win anything. I've come to the conclusion that the lottery is a bunch of balls."

"FROSTY DIVORCE Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce? A: He thought his wife was a flake."