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Joke of the Day
"Where do stoners keep their money? In a joint account"
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"I cant get on Tumblr anymore... My doctor told me to cut down on Trans-Fats"
"I'm in a long distance relationship. My girlfriend is in the future."
"How many Hillary Clinton fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Hillary Clinton fans prefer to stay in the dark."
"I like my coffee like I like my women... In a burlap sack and on the back of a donkey."
"What does a limp dick and a king cobra have in common? You don't fuck with either of em!"
"Apparently the Bin Laden plane hit a Porsche, it's 911 all over again."
"Papa Johns delivered to the World Trade Center on 9/11... They were 2 large plains."
"Do you know what ""clitoris"" is in French? Me neither, but I had it on the tip of my tongue yesterday."
"This is your Captain speaking AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING"