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Joke of the Day
"Daddy? What is a tranny? Ask your mother. He knows."
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"Which fraternity was George Lucas in during College? Psi Phi."
"Lindsay Lohan was released from jail early this morning and in related news, I still don't give a shit about her."
"My grandma thinks of me as a rock star... Always having me sign her tits. Takes forever."
"I was once a man stuck in a woman's body. I'll never mistake superglue for lube again."
"Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do? Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. ""Oh damn, shots fired!"" But not by the pizza guy."
"What slides in and out until it's balls are busted? Piston"
"Emoji: because sometimes a chicken, the Spanish flag, and a lesbian couple is the only way to express how you really feel."
"What do you call it when you make sandwiches at a sleepover? Peanut butter and jammies!"
"Did you hear about the epileptic midget who works at the pizzeria? They call him Little Seizures."