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Joke of the Day
"Daddy? What is a tranny? Ask your mother. He knows."
Next Joke
"Came up with this joke this morning in the shower. I took a tour of a prison for poets, at the end the warden asked what I thought of it. I said it has its prose and cons."
"I'll never forget what my grandfather said to me right before he kicked the bucket. ""Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"""
"I think I just made the best dad joke ever. My son Robbie asked how he should get Poe into his X-wing toy. I said Wedge him. I had no one else to tell."
"(Classic) Just flew in from England And boy are my arms tired. (Classic)"
"Little Johnny walks in on his naked mom... sees her little bush and asks: -Mommy what's that? -It's uh... a spider! -Oh, be careful or it'll bite your pussy!"
"I cried when I cut up onions... Onions was a good dog."
"Why is George Bush in bed every night by 9:10? Because nothing good happens after 9:11."
"What is the difference between a gay man and a freezer? A freezer doesn't fart when you pull meat out of it."
"What kind of cancer does an amnesiac oncologist diagnose? Adenocarcinoma"