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"TIFU by subscribing to the wrong subreddit Whoops, Wrong sub!"
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"My son got mad unfollowed me... I disconnected his phone. -I win"
"What do you call five blondes in a pool? Air bubbles."
"Smart people don't call themselves smart - me included."
"What's the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator? The fridge doesnt fart when i pull my meat out"
"Nothing feels more deflating than when a dog shows zero interest in you."
"What do you call a deep-sea diving dog? Scuba - Doo!"
"A guy goes to his doctor. The doctor says to him, ""You need to stop masturbating"". The patient says ""What? Why?"". The doctor replies ""So I can examine you"""
"I once saw a midget goalie play 10 consecutive games in a row. After the games I asked if he was sore, and he said ""I'm a little tender""."
"I hate Holocaust jokes: My grandpa died in Auschwitz... He fell off a guard tower while on duty. Neva forget"