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Joke of the Day

"I hate Holocaust jokes: My grandpa died in Auschwitz... He fell off a guard tower while on duty. Neva forget"

"Why did the lime disapprove of his daughter? Because she was a little tart."

"When people don't make sense, listen to music. It always does."

"I am not that kind of woman...I""m much worse."

"""You are terrible at metaphors."" ""Wow. Jealousy is a bad moustache on you."""

"What's the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer? The taste!"

"I don't care which way you swing, guy wearing a Tapout t-shirt & Capri pants, but you've GOT to make a choice."

"Two guys walk into a bar... the next one ducks."

"How do you choose a stupid policeman from a group of policemen? At random."

"My friends are taking me to a restaurant called DogHouse ""Is that a Korean place?"""