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Joke of the Day
"Nothing feels more deflating than when a dog shows zero interest in you."
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"What did the miner say when he struck gold? Au, yeah!"
"I saw some crippled kid getting picked on the other day... He got kinda upset with me when I told him to stand up for himself."
"A man goes to a house of ill repute on his hundredth birthday He tells the madam, ""I'd like a woman."" ""Forget it old man, you've had it."" ""How much do I owe you?"""
"What's green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? a pool table."
"What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit? ""WITNESS ME!"""
"One day my kids will find a ""We're Closed"" sign for a grocery store & ask what it is & I'll sound like the old guy explaining shit in Zelda."
"(Nsfw)What must a vampire ask before he has sex? Is it alright if I cum inside?"
"Don't click this, it's a dick 8===D"
"When someone asks me if I'm seeing anyone, I automatically assume they're talking about a psychiatrist."