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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator? The fridge doesnt fart when i pull my meat out"

"sitting is bad for u, but the standing desk is all wrong. i present to u... *unveils computer hanging from ceiling with a bed underneath it*"

"*gets taste of own medicine* Yep this is my medicine"

"What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch? (OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years."

"What dictator had the best bureaucracy? Idi Admin."

"I got a letter from my sister. She just had a baby. But she didn't say whether it's a boy or girl. So I don't know if I'm an uncle or an aunt."

"What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts."

"A legendary quote by Mahatma Gandhi ""History is not created by those who browse in incognito mode"""

"The only thing better than sarcasm... is irony."

"How do you know the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? Snow Balls"