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Joke of the Day

"I once saw a midget goalie play 10 consecutive games in a row. After the games I asked if he was sore, and he said ""I'm a little tender""."

"what do you get when one rapper eats another? FOOD CHAINZZZ!!"

"A local business in my town has an open carry discount. As in, you show them a gun to save money. Doesn't that discount apply everywhere?"

"What do you call two beer drinkers arguing about sea turtles? Lager-heads at loggerheads about Loggerheads."

"Im in a band called ""Missing Cat"" You've probably seen our posters..."

"What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman who won't do what she's told."

"There was a fire yesterday at my local thrift store A person died of secondhand smoke"

"How do you get rid of a fat ghost? Exorcise it."

"Why did Barty Crouch Jr. stop drinking? It was making him Moody"

"I texted my wife a picture of my flaccid penis. I wanted to let her know I was thinking about her."