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Joke of the Day

"Congratulations on being hired by Super Cuts & welcome to day 1 training. Let's get started These are called scissors *collective aww*"

"Most 00's kids won't get these... Decent jobs"

"My Favorite Limerick There once was a fellow McSweeney Who put some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth And slipped his girlfriend a martini"

"I swallowed two strings by accident, and when I finally passed them they were miraculously tied together I shit you knot"

"I would tell you a joke about Iowa... ...but it'd be pretty corny."

"My therapist picked a cool time to go on vacay I'm making decisions out here like a wild animal"

"An Irish, blind, gay, paraplegic blonde woman is wheeled into a bar.. ""Ow!"""

"my ex-wife still misses me but her aim is getting better!! joaje"

"What do porn stars and prostitutes say when they wake up in the morning? Time to suck today's dick!"

"[on a date] *wonders if she'll steal my fries while I use the restroom* *shakes Magic 8 ball* ""YES"" *takes plate of fries with me*"