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Joke of the Day
"I would tell you a joke about Iowa... ...but it'd be pretty corny."
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"My doctor is always whispering to me something about not sticking Q tips in my ears. I need a louder doctor"
"A relationship where you can act like complete idiots together is the sweetest thing ever."
"Why don't anteaters get sick ? Because they are full of antibodies!"
"How do you take a pig to hospital? By hambulance!"
"Some say Ambien and vodka make strange bedfellows. I say what a lovely pancake time machine, Madame President. Also, why am I a table?"
"I caught my Grandma sucking my Grandad's cock last night. A bit weird, since I thought they buried it along with the rest of him."
"What's the difference between a microwave and anal sex? A microwave won't Brownen your meat"
"What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See ya next month."
"What do you call an Arab who owns a goat and a camel? Bisexual."