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Joke of the Day

"What do porn stars and prostitutes say when they wake up in the morning? Time to suck today's dick!"

"I didn't get that job I wanted testing invisibility potions. Apparently they don't hire blind people."

"Whats black and doesn't work ? Decaf Coffee ..... you fucking racist."

"-Honey, what made you fall in love with me? -Your mother. -But my mother lives 5000 miles away. -That's why..."

"I know you've been here. I can smell you, still taste you on my lips. I crave more, but it's over now. Also, you're a donut. And I ate you."

"Your ugly. And you're drunk. Yes but in the morning I'll be sober !"

"What do you call an empty jar of Cheez Whiz? Cheez Waz."

"What do you call a Germany virgin? Good 'n' Tight"

"Why are Americans so good at shooting? They have the best schools for it."

"Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop? She forgot to delete her Bowser history"