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Joke of the Day

"Ok /r/jokes, give me your best. Just wanted to see this subreddits potential. And that I'm not much of a funny person."

"Good news: It works the other way around. I entered ""internal bleeding"" & ""unconscious"" in WebMD and it said I have a stuffy nose. Phew."

"Mosquitoes... God's way of making us slap ourselves!!"

"its all fun and games till someone gets hurt... then its hilarious"

"You're like school in the summer... No class."

"My brother is addicted to break fluid... But he says he can stop any time."

"Just pushed my cat's paperwork off his desk."

"Did you hear Renault and Ford are going release a hyrbrid vehicle this year mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' together"

"I'm sure it's just a coincidence that pop music has gotten shittier since we started picking our artists on game shows."

"What does the Alt-Right drink? White whine."