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Joke of the Day

"You're like school in the summer... No class."

"Fun game: Order food to be delivered to your mobile home and then lead the delivery driver on a high-speed chase through town."

"I hate it when people say Amsterdam is only for smoking weed. I mean c'mon, there's prostitutes too!"

"Whats the difference between a refrigerator and a gay man? Refrigerators don't fart when you pull the meat out."

"Where do banana slaves go to work? Plantaintions."

"When people try to play games with you, simply choose not to play. Unless it's Naked Twister. Never turn down Naked Twister."

"I just started a new job at a factory that makes chess pieces. I'm on knights next week."

"What do you call it when a jewish submarine operator is discriminated against for being gay? Subjugation."

"Bert walks up to Ernie and asks, ""Ernie, you want some ice cream?"" Ernie says, ""Sure, Bert!"""

"How do religions reproduce? They have sects."