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Joke of the Day
"You're like school in the summer... No class."
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"Did I ever tell you the story about the time I climbed Mount Everest? I made it up."
"A feminist walks into a bar Just kidding she couldn't fit through the doorway"
"Candy cigarettes are a gateway drug to rock candy."
"Danger is my middle name. nnFirst name: AvoidsnLast name: Completely"
"You know how dogs think, when you leave, that you're never coming back? That's how I feel when I leave the house for work every morning."
"When my girlfriend's done wrong it's written all over her face. I have a flair for the dramatic, so I use a red pen."
"As an adult, I don't like talking about church I went as a kid, but it's a touchy subject"
"i bet Slash has a lot of trouble trying to tell people how to get to his website"
"Cute skinny girls wearing weird mismatched clothes: hot quirky hipsters Me wearing weird mismatched clothes: homeless lady from the 80s"