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Joke of the Day
"Mosquitoes... God's way of making us slap ourselves!!"
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"Excuses are like assholes... Fuck 'em"
"The mailman gave me a letter from a child this morning. The grammar was bad. But the delivery was good."
"*jumps from plane* *forgets parachute* *grabs onto flying squirrel* *lives to tell the tale*"
"Girls who marry for money & guys who marry for beauty are equally robbed in the end."
"A man streaked passed two old women in the park... the first one had a stroke; the other missed"
"You know you've been friendzoned if a girl adds you as her brother on Facebook."
"If there's one thing that I've learned it's, that I should have learned way more than one thing."
"Surround yourself with people who will groom your eyebrows should you ever become comatose"
"My 11 year old made this up. Why did the pirate need a hooker? Because he lost his hand."