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Joke of the Day
"Thought I saw a walking burrito but it was just a pug in a raincoat."
Next Joke
"What is a baby bee ? A little humbug !"
"People think it's great if you like kids but will freak out if you assign an age. I like 10 year olds. See? Creepy. I'll wait in the van."
"Sorry I commented ""yikes"" on that pic of your baby you posted on facebook."
"Why does it have to be a white Christmas? #BlackChristmasMatters"
"Why did the snowman take his pants off? Because he heard the snow blower coming."
"Whoever taught my five-year-old daughter how to ""air quote,"" I need to speak with you privately."
"What fish tastes great with peanut butter? Jellyfish"
"Why do dogs lick themselves? Because they can!"
"""i am trapped in a loveless marriage help me obi-wan you're my only hope"" ""use divorce, luke"""