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Joke of the Day

"I wonder what Cannibals & Aztecs would say, watching civilized people eat symbolic hearts of loved ones on Valentine's Day."

"Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11....... a suicide."

"I am a professional counterfeiter. I even have the certificates to prove it."

"My girlfriend accused me of cheating She sure is starting to sound like my wife"

"What's the difference between people who voted for Trump, and those that didn't? On average, about $30,000 in student debt."

"Flowers: Because nothing says ""sorry a loved one passed away"" like something else that'll wither and die right in front of you"

"You're telling me, a chicken fried this rice"

"What gets wet as it dries? Texas after a drought."

"Koi Fish always travel in groups of four That's because while the A Koi, the B Koi and the C Koi escape. The predator will always go after the D Koi"

"Always stand up for what you believe in, unless what you believe in is sitting down."