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Joke of the Day
"What did Anakin see when he walked in on his master unannounced? Obi wankin' Obi"
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"If they want to increase the use of public transit, they should start using a scale at the DMV license renewal counter."
"When is a door not a door? When it's ajar."
"Ladies, I adore you, but some of you need to cover up your t*ts and read a book"
"TOO SOON? I knew the market for Jobs was killing but....."
"What do you call a C-average student from Texas? Mr. President"
"Asked a Target employee if I could open this camera before I buy it and he said he wouldn't even care if I killed someone in front of him."
"What do you call a gangster Hobbit? Yolo Swaggins"
"Nobody is saving anything on car insurance. We're all being ripped off."
"I'm not saying she's worse than my mom... But my wife doesn't seem to like any of my girlfriends."