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"TOO SOON? I knew the market for Jobs was killing but....."

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"Statistics say that 60% of women take medication for mental illness, Which means 40% aren't taking their medication."
"I just got hired as a garbage truck driver. There was no training, but I think I'll pick it up as i go along."
"Advice My brother came to me for advice concerning a major career change. All I could telll him was, ""Take the shot. Lincoln did."""
"What do you call a Mexican Jedi? The chosen Juan."
"What do you call a Greek guy walking down the stairs? Con-Descending"
"Classic knock knock joke nsfw Knock knock Who's there? Argo Argo who Argo fuck yourself!"
"Running a custard factory has its challenges You really go through thick and thin."
"what's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair"
"Women are temperamental. That's 90% temper and 10% mental."