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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gangster Hobbit? Yolo Swaggins"
Next Joke
"I just sneezed while eating a salad and the button popped off my jeans Which proves my theory: nothing good can ever come from eating salad"
"You have to stay in shape. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is."
"Me: I'm in the mood for dessert *winks at wife* [2 hours later] Wife: *in lingerie, texts* WHERE R U Me: *texts* Getting ice cream. Y?"
"Floody hell! If this continues they'll have to rename it the Eiffel beacon."
"I used to be addicted to soap But im clean now"
"Why is Kim Jong Un a terrible leader? [removed]"
"Kill two birds with one stone. Kill two birds with two stones. Kill as many birds with as many stones as you want. We must eradicate birds."
"Buddy: Why don't women want to have sex in the morning? Me: Dunno Buddy: You ever try to open a grilled cheese sandwich?"
"Did you know yesterday was National Middle Child Day? Don't worry, no one else remembered either."