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Joke of the Day
"The instructions for this tent is just a picture of a husband yelling at his wife, that's weird."
Next Joke
"The wife just said ""right, pack ur bags and go ya lazy bastard."" I said,""fuck off...you pack them."""
"Some guy tried to cut me off in traffic and I screamed, ""I'm wearing a sports bra to a business meeting, I am afraid of nothing!"""
"What's the most popular wine at Christmas? ""I don't like sprouts!"""
"How many men does it take to wallpaper a feminists house? Only one, but you have to slice him REALLY thin!"
"What do you call a pregnant girl A run on sentence"
"What's it called when a planet orbits its sun 8 times? An orbyte"
"Why was the comedian so depressed? He felt like everyone was just laughing at him."
"Modi/Nawaz Sharif Nawaz Sharif to Modi: ""Congratualations on penetrating into Mars. Whats your next target?"" Modi: Uranus."
"Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock KNOCK KNOCK. Who is there? The pilot."