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Joke of the Day
"I'm not saying she's worse than my mom... But my wife doesn't seem to like any of my girlfriends."
Next Joke
"Rapture's tomorrow. Christians will be flying up into the air to meet Jesus. Two words: DUCK HUNT"
"Little Timmy's house cough on fire Timmy wanted to be the hero and grabbed his squirt gun. Do you know what happened to Timmy? He drowned! Moral of the story: Don't be a hero."
"What do you call a tick on the moon? A lunatic"
"I'm ready for the cop-buddy film where they actually get along in the beginning but hate each other by the end."
"If you are scared of pedophiles Grow up."
"Im on a sea food diet I sea food and I eat it."
"If a girl is preventing you from reaching your goal then she's a keeper"
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything."
"Why is it so difficult for Trump supporters to find a job? Because Russia banned LinkedIn"