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Joke of the Day

"I was surprised that my skin products kept moving around my medicine cabinet But it turns out it was just brownian lotion."

"How did the crazy man get across the forrest? He took the psycho path. ( )"

"I love to view /r/gonewild albums in reverse and watch lonely women regain their dignity."

"Did you read about the skeleton trapped in the freezer? It was a bone-chilling story."

"If you hit a car that is blaring Christmas music before Thanksgiving, it will deploy tinsel instead of airbags."

"Mary had a little lamb... and the midwife passed out."

"How do teachers teach safe sex in the south? put a hood on your klan member"

"As I sit here naked in Hugh Jackman's hotel room, it occurs to me that I might have mixed up my bucket list with my wife's."

"Practiced my breakup on my cats last night and today they are gone."

"What do you call a middle eastern sorceress? A sandwitch"