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Joke of the Day
"My Wife asked me to stop singing Wonderwall... I said maybe.........."
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"I asked 2 girls if size matters. They both said this is something they often debate. Girl # 1 said she likes them big. Girl # 2 said she likes them enormous."
"Why is tomorrow like your girlfriend. It never comes."
"What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside."
"What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's sexual orientation? Bicepsual."
"Your mom is like a chicken coop... Cocks fly in and out all day!"
"""I can't stand when people say they hate both of the presidential candidates."" --Stephen Hawking"
"*boss walks in Me: I lost my contact Boss: Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk? Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave"
"How I know I am not a Racist... Racism is a crime and crime is for black people."
"As often as I lose lighters and sunglasses, it's a good thing I never had kids. Or did I?"