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Joke of the Day
"what if princess leia went to the dark side? then she would be luke's sithter"
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"What do you call an old man's hard on? Petrified wood."
"Strong people don't put others down. They lift them up. And throw them."
"How do we know Jesus was a man? We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming."
"[at dinner party] Me: Excuse me, a bit of an announcement.. Jenny and I are expecting a kid. She is 4 months pregnant. Vegan: I'm vegan"
"Fcuk you Adobe! I spend more time downloading Adobe updates than i've ever spent using Adobe."
"Suicide Bomber They said, ""If you blow up the building, you'll get 72 virgins when you go to heaven!"" I said, ""How about I just vandalize it for 5 sluts right now?"""
"Why are Juggalos obsessed with hatchets? Felons can't buy guns"
"Why are frogs happy? Because they eat what bugs them.. Source: 3rd grader told me this joke.."
"*calls hotel front desk* ""Hi is the stuff in the mini bar free?"" No sir, you will be billed for any- ""Someone robbed my mini bar"""