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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why do rugby fans eat up the sport? A: Because it is 'scrum'-ptious."

"Did you hear the one about the corduroy pillow? It's making headlines across the nation!"

"Why did Bob get fired from his job at the dildo factory? Because he got caught sitting on the job."

"Michael J. Fox He's really just trying to master The Force."

"There's no toilet paper in this stall so I guess I live here now."

"My trademark fight move is to ask someone very nicely not to hit me or be mean to me."

"What did the grape do when it got stepped on? It let out a little wine."

"For every movie about Vietnam starring Chuck Norris, the historical duration of the war decreases. Just 3 more ""Missing in Action"" sequels, and that war will have never actually existed."

"I see wed people."

"Did you hear the one about the guy with no ears? Neither did he."