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Joke of the Day

"A co-worker of mine vocally disapproved with my proposal to ban pyrotechnics in nightclubs... I told her to give her rebuke a rest."

"GENIE: u get 3 wishes! ME: for my first wish, I want a never-ending bowl of guac GENIE: guac, huh? Yeah, that's gonna cost you an extra wish"

"People want to know if the Vice President will be running in 2016 He might, but for now he's just Biden his time."

"I asked my racist granddad what does he think should be illegal... His reply, quite unsurprising, was ""Youth in Asia"" ."

"Joke: In my intro to archaeology lab, I had a pop-quiz about bones in the human body I couldn't find that humerus either"

"A man walks into a zoo.. The only animal at the zoo is a dog. It's a shih tzu."

"QUEM TEM CHEFE E INDIO NHOQUE EP 1 (trilha sonora para youtube) Aprenda nada sobre cozinha"

"Q: Why don't violists play hide and seek? A: Because no one will look for them."

"What's black on the bottom and white on the top? Society."

"Is that a booger in your nose? No, it's snot."