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Joke of the Day
"My mate Gav overdosed on heart burn tablets I cant believe Gav is gone."
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"Where is Wallace at? Where is his oscar nomination?"
"What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past? Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)"
"Two Goldfish Are Sitting In A Tank One turns to the other and says ""I'll man the guns, you drive"""
"if u pressed the right numbers on yr phone u could be talking to dwayne the rock johnson in 20 seconds"
"Boss: Did you take Mike's stapler and leave a note demanding that he meet you for drinks later? Me: WHAT!?! Noooo....wait, did he say yes?"
"Past, Present and Future walk into a bar It was tense"
"Got out of the car and dropped my keys in the gutter. They landed next to my mind, which I thought I'd lost."
"If I had $10 for every time someone called me racist... Black people would rob me."
"A soldier is at the bar when his buddy walks in. The buddy, surprised to see him, asks... Buddy: Hey how did you escape Iraq? Soldier: Iran."