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Joke of the Day
"Past, Present and Future walk into a bar It was tense"
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"What does an Italian... What does an Italian have when one arm is shorter than the other? A speech impediment. AY!"
"Do scooby got a booty? Scooby doo."
"If you encounter a bear DON'T RUN. Maintain eye contact. Keep maintaining it. Fall in love. Marry the bear. Tell story to your grandbearbies"
"Someone in South Korea accused North Korea of having assassination squads. That's a lie. On an unrelated note, I need that guy's address."
"What happened to the Oklahoma Territories? I don't know but they're OK now."
"Women are like a swimming pool... considering the money you spent on it and the time you spend in it"
"The truck in front of me is hauling a fridge. Freezer just flew open and a chicken nugget hit my windshield. Day. Made."
"I once lost my thesaurus... and I couldn't find the words to describe how upset I was."