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Joke of the Day

"Boss: Did you take Mike's stapler and leave a note demanding that he meet you for drinks later? Me: WHAT!?! Noooo....wait, did he say yes?"

"The kid who would burn his marshmallow to a blackened crisp and say ""this is how I like it!"" is in prison now"

"im 100% for equal rights for women! I mean so what they are inferior to men?"

"Brooklyn When you go to Brooklyn always bring a camera, because there are many things in Brooklyn that you will see, then never see again in your life... Starting with that camera."

"How did the snow man get to school? He took his icicle"

"How many angels can dance on the head of a pin? Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha."

"I'm so sick and tired of all the Internet bullying. ""My password is NOT weak. YOU DONT EVEN KNOW ME!"""

"Death metal fans are complaining abt all the noise. Irony."

"A baby seal walks into a bar... ... and says,""I'll have anything but a Canadian Club."""

"Why did Adele cross the road? So she could say hello from the other side (If this has already been posted I might cry I thought I made this all up on my own haha)"