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Joke of the Day

"A soldier is at the bar when his buddy walks in. The buddy, surprised to see him, asks... Buddy: Hey how did you escape Iraq? Soldier: Iran."

"What do you call an Ethiopian on a hunger strike? Ethiopian."

"If I can hear you chew, I have fantasized about your death."

"The world record for enjoying jazz is 48 seconds."

"New evidence shows #marijuana not only helps with cancer side effects but may fight cancer itself! Oh pot, is there anything u can't do?"

"What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Hillary Clinton? A dickless bull that can't fuck its way into the white house. But who tell which is which?"

"Why did the stripper need more insurance? She had little to no coverage."

"What do Bees wear in the winter? *Yellow Jackets*"

"Thanks to Twitter I will never again ask a man ""What are you thinking?"" Because now I know and I am horrified."

"Why do white girls hang out in odd numbers?? cuz they can't even!!!!"