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Joke of the Day

"Two Goldfish Are Sitting In A Tank One turns to the other and says ""I'll man the guns, you drive"""

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"A roman centurion walks into a bar... He holds up two fingers and says: ""Five beers, please."""
"What do you call the prince of england's donger? The buckingham phallus."
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"What type of fruit loves chocolate the most? A Coconut."
"""someday this will all be yours"" I say to my dogs, waving my arms wildly across a half empty plate of mexican food"
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"What did Iocaste say to Oedipus when he dropped his plate? ""You dumb motherfucker!"""
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"Why couldn't the Lesbian Jew hook up during passover? She had a yeast infection"
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