90850

Joke of the Day

"What do you call tiny waves that wash up onto a beach? Microwaves!"

"I'm posing nude for an art class. No one asked me to. I think they're making ceramic bowls."

"What do they call shrimp killing a bunch of other shrimp? A krilling spree!"

"popcorn, or as cerebral smart minds such as myself refer to it 'popped corn', is the number #1 food of watching things"

"Hear about the first Polish athlete to win an Olympic gold medal? He was so proud, he had it bronzed."

"What did the buffalo say to his son when leaving for college? bison"

"office joke It's amazing how a person can compliment and insult you at the same time. Recently, when I greeted my coworker, she said, ""You look so gorgeous, I didn't recognize you."""

"A woman asked her husband for a divorce after he said they needed to go get new counter tops. She knew he was taking her for granite."

"Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall? To make up for a lousy summer!"

"Turns out telling a friend ""you're giving off a weird vibe tonight"" is not the most direct way to tell them they're on fire"