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Joke of the Day
"What do you call tiny waves that wash up onto a beach? Microwaves!"
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"Dates a zombie: so someone finally likes me for my brain."
"Dan: My little brother is a real pain. Nan: Things could be worse. Dan: How? Nan: He could be twins !"
"You can learn a lot about your kids by simply turning off the TV and talking. For example I discovered that mine are really boring."
"What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire."
"I am in my truest form when the food comes at a restaurant and I side-eye plates, suspicious that everyone got more fries than I did."
"Q: How do you fit 10 Amish in a VW Beetle? A:Tell them you are going to the livestock auction"
"Tried Googling ""Missing Medieval Servant"" but I kept getting Page Not Found"
"Two gay penises walk by a bar One says to the other ""hey, wanna get shitfaced?"""
"By law, you are required to turn on your headlights if it's raining in Sweden. How the hell am I supposed to know if it's raining in Sweden?"